Due to a certain malaise on the part of the young man in question and the bureaucratic overload endemic to gigantic state universities (don't ask), it took awhile, but yes! -- we have another college graduate. This one didn't want to attend his graduation and hasn't gotten around to picking up his diploma, but he has, in fact, put college behind him. So . . . go Buckeyes! and congratulations to our member of the Class of 2007.
May he and his twin brother now attain on their own the lifestyle to which they were at one time accustomed: