Responses from Orthodox Jewish high school students who have learned that their teacher is off to a Presbyterian seminary:
What do we call you?
How are you going to learn Hebrew when you haven't managed it in six years with us? (Good question.)
(Yelling down hall) Hey, Rabbi Reverend C!
You're going to be like Lucy in Seventh Heaven?
You're going to be a prime minister?
Ms. C is getting smicha?
Can we visit your church?
This is so cool.